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hankster's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 141 (From 21 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,500 Points

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 11/1/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 11/1/09
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 11/1/09
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 11/1/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Story Easy Unlocked 11/1/09
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
WSW Tribute Unlocked 11/1/09
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 7/11/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Unlocked 7/11/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Escaping the Prison

lol brawl reference Unlocked 5/14/10
5 Points
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Legal Ending Unlocked 5/14/10
25 Points
Break out the legal way.
Badass Ending Unlocked 5/14/10
50 Points
Break out the badass way.
Sneaky Ending Unlocked 5/14/10
50 Points
Break out the Sneaky Way
DONUT WANT! Unlocked 5/14/10
100 Points
...or do you?
Lots of Effort Unlocked 5/14/10
100 Points
Find all 18 FAILs.
BRAAAGGGHH!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/7 (330/340 points)

Goin Up

First kill Unlocked 6/8/11
5 Points
first Kill
Find the hidden button Unlocked 6/8/11
25 Points
Find the hidden button
Jump on 10 enemies 5 Points Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump 10 Points I can double jump
I like my wall 10 Points jump on a wall 20 times
I love dem clouds 10 Points touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies 10 Points Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls 25 Points Collect 1000 skulls
Combo Breaker 25 Points Fiery Combo of 10
Jump on 100 enemies 25 Points Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game 25 Points Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level 50 Points Evolve to final level
I can stop at any time 50 Points play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. 50 Points Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy 50 Points Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy 50 Points Kill every small enemy
The final Frontier 50 Points reach space
I can't stop at any time 100 Points play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy 100 Points Kill every enemy
Lol Wut? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/21 (30/825 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 11/1/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 11/1/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap Unlocked 11/1/09
10 Points
Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror Unlocked 11/2/09
10 Points
Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry Unlocked 11/1/09
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 11/1/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Electra Complex Unlocked 11/1/09
25 Points
Get Dad Carriage Death
Here is Mommy! Unlocked 11/1/09
25 Points
Get Axe Death
Kain Unlocked 11/1/09
25 Points
Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke Unlocked 11/1/09
25 Points
Get Rabbit Death
Pest Removal Unlocked 11/1/09
25 Points
Trap the squirrel
Clockspert Unlocked 11/1/09
50 Points
Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned Unlocked 11/1/09
50 Points
Get all 10 stones
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 13/18 (275/500 points)

Infiltrating the Airship

LOLOLOL!!!!11 Unlocked 9/7/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rank PBT Unlocked 9/7/13
50 Points
You Won!
Barnyard Blitz 5 Points It sure is animaly in here
Buttery Snack 5 Points Yum Yum
Gold 5 Points Is it edible?
Kredit 2 Team 10 Points Credit where credit is due
Music Enthusiast 10 Points Listen to a song used in the game
You Win! 10 Points Good job!
Bound to the Earth 25 Points Oh my goodNess!
Famous Movie Line 25 Points Well, maybe not THAT famous
The Last Fantasy 25 Points Should've kept you Locke-d up
Rank GAPI 50 Points You Won!
Rank RBH 50 Points You Won!
Rank RPE 50 Points You Won!
Biggoron's Sword 100 Points Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Failpocalypse 100 Points Fail a Total of 100 Times
Master of Fails 100 Points Get All 60 Unique Fails
BEEEEEEEEE Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
braaaggghhh.. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/19 (55/645 points)

Madness Accelerant

Facerape Unlocked 10/19/09
10 Points
Let out all your aggression.
A WINNER IS YOU Unlocked 10/19/09
25 Points
Beat the game.
Pacifist Unlocked 10/19/09
25 Points
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil Unlocked 10/21/09
25 Points
Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode Unlocked 10/19/09
50 Points
Defeat Madness Mode!

Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)

Madness Ambulation

Daily Driver Unlocked 4/20/12
5 Points
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Truckstopper Unlocked 4/20/12
10 Points
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Atheist 25 Points Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
Undertaker 25 Points ...or hell, hit every single one.
Sharpshooter 50 Points Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Improbability Drive 100 Points Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.

Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)

Madness: Project Nexus

Can You Hear Me Now Unlocked 4/11/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn Unlocked 4/7/12
5 Points
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Normal] Unlocked 4/7/12
10 Points
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Slaughter Rank: Bloodied Unlocked 4/7/12
10 Points
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impaler Unlocked 4/7/12
10 Points
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Savior's Sword Unlocked 6/23/12
25 Points
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Psychopath Unlocked 4/7/12
25 Points
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood Unlocked 4/7/12
25 Points
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Wargod Unlocked 4/7/12
25 Points
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 Unlocked 6/2/12
50 Points
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impossible Unlocked 4/7/12
50 Points
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Mercy 5 Points Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Do What Comes Natural 100 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points [Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)

Medals Earned: 11/16 (240/480 points)

Medieval Shark

Air Ship Unlocked 10/11/12
10 Points
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Dragon Unlocked 10/11/12
10 Points
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kraken Unlocked 10/11/12
10 Points
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Pirates Unlocked 10/11/12
10 Points
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Royals Unlocked 10/11/12
10 Points
Kill the royal family
Treasures Unlocked 10/11/12
10 Points
Find 10 treasures
Hydra Unlocked 10/11/12
25 Points
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Musicians Unlocked 10/11/12
25 Points
Kill 70 angel musicians
Archers 10 Points Kill 25 Angel Archers
Castle 10 Points Destroy the Castle
Cathedral 10 Points Destroy the Cathedral
Dragon Worm 10 Points Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Fishes 10 Points Kill 500 fishes
Sea Snakes 10 Points Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Ships 10 Points Crush 175 ships
Unicorns 10 Points Kill 20 Unicorns
Bats 25 Points Kill 200 bats
Harpies 25 Points Kill 22 Harpies

Medals Earned: 8/18 (110/240 points)